In the beginning Wimbledon was Withington. Two Geks were bored in a house and Muji-Rafty-Tank was created from a brown paper bag. Thus the idea of communicating with random words on a first come, first served thought process was born. The endless hours of collective fun you can have by simply noticing that Whiffer-Tramps jump over their steam on the Moon is astounding. The naming of this misanthropic lingual phenomenon didn’t happen until a later date.

“Clanglestrim” is an extremely special arrangement of vowels and nouns first uttered by Chris Pipper Gekaloidusomium, that particular humorous larynx noise was of such gargantuan mutual enjoyment to himself and Pablo Gekarez that their music promotions endeavour in late 2004 became known as Clanglestrim Pro-Duck-Shins.

There is only one strict rule to the language which is to speak your mind at all times with no fear of ridicule. These impromptu mouth words can be new randomized formations of letters and pronunciations or just existing forms in any other language utilized in any which way to express anything you want.

This impulsive, nonsensical behavior became an essential life crutch for both Gek’s in the pursuing years, even though both went their separate paths eventually, the fundamental formation of the Clang will always be their reason to exist no matter what shite is thrown at them by other humans.

Clanglestrim Pro-Duck-Shins became a platform for introducing this mentalistical way of coping with boredom, depression, anxiety and hatred via Extreme Metal to the masses, some of whom still enjoy a good old Carpathian toastified wiffle-waffle in the tongue of a Gek whenever the opportunity arises.

The Clang died on December 14th 2009 but has now been resurrected for extremely elite purposes in late 2010.